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You read the title of the Blog, so this is where i'll be doing a lot of ranting. In case you are as crazy as i am and are going to read my blog, here are a few things i'd like you to do-
1. Read the posts in THE SIMC SAGA from 'My first Adventure' to 'Living the dream' in that order-or you'll find yourself reading a story backwards
2. All your coments are welcome, as long as they are NICE
3. More rules will follow when I make them up

RESH

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Paro – Thimphu, Day 1

26 July
6:15 pm BTT, Thimphu

I was chilling at my room at hotel Phuntsho Pelri after the day’s outing. I had my comics and books stacked on the coffee table and my earphones sprawled on the bed. I wondered what Kevin and Rufus were doing at home and picked up my phone.

“Kevin!”

“Hey! How is Bhutan treating you?”

“Bhutan has been awesome so far! How is the house without me? You miss me, don’t you? And Rufus? I miss you both. The room is nice, but the sandwich wasn’t…oh and I tried archery! Then-“

“Slow down, slow down,” he laughed, cutting into my excited rant. “Now take a deep breath and tell me how your day was.”
*****

26 July
7:30 am BTT, Paro

The Landing announcement already? I had just been on a running marathon since the wee hours this morning and had only sunk in my seat and was hoping for a nice long nap. Contrary to what was printed on my ticket, Kolkata to Paro took only about 40 minutes. I was there already!

The air was cool, the skies were blue…yeah, much like that Westlife song. With a smile, sleepy me walked into the airport. There were two queues for immigration here. One for foreign nationals and the other for SAARC countries. I happily walked to the SAARC queue.

Bhutan is one of those countries where Indians get Visa on arrival. Also, their currency Ngultrum is pegged to the Indian rupee. That means 1 Indian rupee equals 1 Bhutan Ngultrum always. Indian currency is accepted at almost all places (except for those places that already have had the bad experience of getting counterfeit 500 and 1000 rupee notes).

Immigration was done in a Jiffy, local sim card bought and after letting Kevin know that I made it successfully thus far, and I stepped out into the Paro morning. I spotted a smiling face holding a placard with my name. My guide for the trip, Chencho. He was wearing a Gho, like all the natives there. I remembered an image from TinTin in Tibet, where TinTin was sporting a similar attire. It’s like a knee length kimono of sorts, tied at the wait with a traditional belt.

“Ms. Reshma? Welcome to Bhutan!” Chencho welcomed me with a firm hand shake.

“Thank you!”

He led me to our car and introduced me to the driver. Sange. I was pleased to see this happy faced woman, also in the traditional Bhutan attire - the Kira skirt and Tega jacket. She was chewing on betel leaves and opened the door for me. The car smelt of fresh lemon grass.

We were off to my hotel in Thimphu, the capital of Bhutan. We stopped by a Dzong (That means a fortress) on the way, for a quick Photo break.  Before Bhutan was united by its first king Ugyen Wangchuck in 1907, it was 20 separate provinces, and each of them had at least one Dzong.


It stood of with its predominant white and red against the backdrop of the green mountains and the river that we followed from the airport. Prayer flags stretched from its walls to the river banks and they fluttered with the gentle wind. They say the wind can read the prayers and in Bhutan, you’ll see the prayer flags outdoors, almost everywhere. The 5 different colours on the flags represent each of the elements: Green for Wood, Blue for water, white for air, red for fire and yellow for earth.

“Indian Oil?” I exclaimed as I saw the familiar logo at a Petrol pump as we approached Thimphu.

“Yes. We import petrol from India. Also, it was after Nehru’s visit to Bhutan, that we started developing roads in Bhutan, with India’s help. We have a very good relationship with your country.” Chencho replied.

“Interesting”, I smiled.

“Which place in Thimphu would you like to visit today?”

“Hmmm…what would you recommend? I am a little tired from travelling”

“You had little sleep?”

“I had no sleep! I was out since 11ish last night…”

“Oh! Okay. We’ll go only to the Simply Bhutan Museum this afternoon. Make up for all the sleep you lost and tomorrow we’ll have lots of places to see”

“Sure” I agreed.

I checked into Hotel Phuntsho Pelri. Similar to almost all other buildings here, the hotel had the traditional Bhutanese architecture. The part near the roof reminded me of jenga blocks. Food, rest and 2 comics later, Chencho and Sange reached at the exact time as promised and we were off to the Simply Bhutan museum.

“Reshma,” called Chencho as we stepped out of our car, “This is a new museum. It started operating only from 2010. It was constructed as advised by our queen mother and all the profits from this museum is used to rehabilitate the youth.”

At the entrance there was this pretty young girl who introduced herself as the museum guide. She gave me a brief introduction to Bhutan again, while Chencho quizzed playfully.

“Before we proceed in, you need to have our welcome drink,” she said and took out a wooden wine jar.


“This is made from wheat” She poured it out in a small wooden bowl for me.

“It is strong!”

“It is similar to the Japanese Sake,” she explained.

When I handed my little bowl back, she poured me another one, saying a second helping is customary, else it indicates the guest isn’t pleased with the hospitality. Happy me.

This place had a lot of traditional Bhutanese artifacts, wall paintings, a live kitchen… Some of them reminded me of the old kitchen back at my home when we had the ural, ulakka, ammi kallu etc.

I could write pages about how she explained how the wine was brewed, how the festivals in the paintings were actually celebrated, how Chencho quizzed her while she did her job, I tried on a Kira and Tego to get my picture clicked in them…But let’s move on to Butter tea.


Now this is a salty, buttery tea, called Po Cha, often paired with puffed rice. My guide led me to the open restaurantish space, let me pick a table and served me a hot Po cha. I did tell her I’m not a tea person or a butter person but she insisted I try a sip anyways. It definitely wasn’t my cup of tea, but I think all tea lovers should give it a shot.

My guide called some of the other staff at the museum and they all danced to Bhutanese music. Chencho joined in and tried to get me dance too!

At the next stall, there were intricate wood carvings in Bhutanese designs. I saw a person working away with his feet.

“Have you heard of Pema before?” my guide asked

“No”

“As you can see, Pema is differently abled. He had the chance to meet our queen mother during one of the events and she wanted to help this young boy. He was sent to the School of Art, taught to carve and paint and was given this stall in this museum. This is how he earns his livelihood.”

Pema smiled.

I picked up a little round wood carved wall hanging to take back home. Before he packed it for me, he signed it with his feet and put his seal on it too. I have seen how differently abled people do similar things on social media, but seeing it up close, in front of your eyes is a different feeling altogether.

 The next few stalls had traditional Bhutanese textiles and artsy things for sale. The traditional weaving machinery were kept for display as well.

The last stop before leaving the premises was the archery spot. Archery is Bhutan’s national sport. Here, they had the traditional bow and modern arrows. A rectangular wooden target was placed a few yards away.

“Give it a shot,” my guide said as she gave me the bow and arrow.

I took them, aimed and knocked like I had seen Merida do in Brave, and fired.

The arrow was nowhere close to the target.

“You can try again!” she chirped, getting me another arrow. She showed me where to place my thumb and how to position my arms and…Whoosh! No. No luck again.

Chencho joined us now and he took a turn.

“Hey, mine was better!” I laughed as his arrow didn’t hit the mark.

“Watch me now”, he said as he struck a bull’s eye.

“Oh”

“I practice during my spare time”, he said with a smile.

“I don’t think this is my sport,” I said handing the bow over to the museum guide. While she reluctantly took it back, she said, “It’s good luck to hit before you leave”

“Try once more,” encouraged Chencho.

“Okay, last shot,” I said taking the bow and an arrow.

It was no bull’s eye, but I did hit the target board. I could now leave the museum happily.
*****

26 July
6:35 pm BTT, Thimphu

“You sure had an interesting day,” said Kevin when I gave him a pause to speak, finally.

“Yes!”

“Good. Try something new for dinner.”

“I will! I’m going to read for a bit until dinner. I’ll tell you how it was.”

“Okay, then. Bye. Rufus says bye too”

I glanced at my stack of comics wondering which one I should pick up.

 My ringtone interrupted me. It was Appa.

“Hello Appa!”

“Hello Reshma…eh? You’re going on a trip sometime?

“Huh? Appa I’m already in Bhutan like I…”

“Oh…It’s Kevin’s gift? Mol…looks like Reshma might leave on a short trip…it’s Kevin’s gift”

Okay. I see what he’s doing now. He hadn’t told Amma yet, and now he’s trying to make it sound like I miiight go on a trip sometime in the near future, just because the husband wanted to give me that experience as a gift. Well played!

That thought strand had not even completed in my head when I heard:

“Rajetta! What did you just say? Where is she? (Takes his phone) RESHMA???”

“Yes, Amma?”

“Where are you going?”

“Um…I…it’s…”

“You cannot go! Go anywhere you want to with Kevin, but you can’t go alone!”

I kept quiet. She hung up.

I called Kevin.

“So Amma just called me!”

“And? Has your dad told her yet?”

“I don’t think so, he was trying to do this trick call thingy…”

“Hey, give me a minute, I’ll call you back”

6:10 pm IST, Bangalore

Our Balcony. Kevin chilling with a can of beer and Rufus at his feet.

"Hey, give me a minute, I'll call you back", he said, as he took the incoming call on his phone.

“Uh…Hello?”

“HELLO? Where is Reshma?” That’s my mom.

“She…She’s out”

“Out? Out where?”

“Uh…Bhutan?”

“Bhutan?? When is she coming back?”

“Monday”

“Monday?? When are you going?”

“I’m not…it’s her trip”

“But. It’s her birthday in two days, you are going, right?”

“No…”

“Surprise? Is it a surprise?”

“No…”

“Oh! (Aside) Rajetta! How long were you in on this???”


6:50 pm, BTT

I had settled with a Jughead comic when Kevin called me again.

“Your mom had called me…”

“What? She called you? I was trying to tell you that Appa hadn’t told her yet and that we were trying to do this...”

“She knows now. I think you should call her...”

He told me the content of their short call.

“Guess I should call her, then,” I resigned.

“Good Luck!” he smirked as he hung up.

What was exchanged in our call can be summarized like so: She accused me of shortening her expected lifespan by 5 years, and I lost my appetite for dinner.

But then, it was relieving to know that she finally knew and that nothing’s going to change the fact that I was still in Bhutan. I went back to my books for the night and made up for all that lost sleep.










Saturday, August 5, 2017

The (First) Solo Trip – Prologue

25th July, 2017

7:30 pm

"Hello, Appa! Are you busy?"
"No, tell me"
"I'm going somewhere tomorrow..."
"Again...um...did you just say 'I'?? No Kevin?"
"Nope. Just me. Solo trip to Bhutan! You tell Amma, okay? Bye!" 

There. It was done. Whenever I go/do something I'm sure my mother wouldn't approve of, I'd take the easy way out and let Appa know instead. Telling her becomes his problem. He would get the initial heat and I would get a slightly mellowed down version a little later.

This time I was off to Bhutan for my first ever solo trip. Yes, I'm married and 30 is just two more trips round the Sun, but I don't think that changes a thing for Amma.

Kevin is cool and he helped me with all the travel arrangements. "Do it, please and get it out of your system," he encouraged. His mom was amazing too. Though she sounded a little apprehensive about me going all alone, she wished me a safe journey.

26th July, 2017

1:30 am

Kevin saw me off at the Bangalore Airport with a tight hug. I had to fly to Kolkata first, and then to Paro at 6:30 am. Since I have this amazing history with phones that I kept losing, I was armed with two this time, only to wake Kevin up at 5:40 am for this:

“Kevin!”
“Hey…are you all set to board your flight to Paro?”
“No!!! The flight was delayed, the Paro flight is in 50 minutes and I still haven’t got my check in bag….What do I do?”

I was the first person to reach belt 1 to collect my bag. Only no bags were on it yet. I kept looking from my watch to my phone to the belt frantically, hoping it would start moving and that I’d spot my red bag.

This was my first time at the Kolkata airport. I had to get my bag, figure out the way to the International Terminal, collect my boarding pass, go through the Immigration Counter, get my cabin bag scanned, go through security check and get in the flight, all in 50…no, it’s 40 minutes now.

When I finally saw my bag, I could literally hear the Hallelujah chorus in my mind. How I reached the international terminal dragging it along, only my feet know.

I saw “PARO” on a counter and shoved my e-ticket to the person there.

“Ma’am, this is not your airline, yours is Drukair. Please check for the right counter from the display board,” he said pointing. Of course. I should go to the Drukair counter.

At the right counter, the Drukair official was mildly scolding two other girls from the same Kolkata flight I had been in, for reaching late at the counter. I saved them, because all his words were for me now.

6:10 am

“How can you plan to reach so late? What if we had closed the counter? Do you know what the time is?” he went on and on, like a concerned uncle.

I stood there meekly, without a word and grabbed my boarding pass as soon as he printed it out.

“Go straight to the Immigration counter and get to gate 11 quickly!” he said, as I bolted.

“Kevin, I’m in the queue to the Immigration counter, I think I might get in!” I had to let him know.

“Good! Now let me know once you land in Paro.”

I wondered if I had a window seat by any chance and was reaching for my boarding pass, when I realized I didn’t have it in my hand.

“Kevin, I’ll call you back, Bye!” I said, as I hung up quickly, hunting through my bag and papers I held.

I had it in my hand, I did not have enough time to put it in the bag. So it should be…As I looked towards the Drukair Counter, I could see something on the floor, and I ran out from the queue towards it.

“What is it, Ma’am?” asked the official who was chiding us for reaching late. I couldn’t look at his face as I picked up the boarding pass from the floor and ran back to the Immigration queue, but I sure could hear him shouting.

This time there were 10 people ahead of me.

6:15 am

“Drukair announces the departure of its flight KB500 to Paro. All passengers are requested to proceed towards Gate 11, I repeat gate 11 immediately, thank you.”

“Sir, that’s my flight, please can I go ahead?” I asked the person allocating counters for people at the queue.

“No, no, it’s okay. There is time.”

I inched along.

6:20 am

“This is a paging announcement for Ms Reshma Raju Emmatty travelling to Paro on Drukair. Please board the aircraft from Gate 11, thank you!”

“Sir! Sir!” I called waving my hands up in the air this time.
“That announcement was for me! I need to go now!”

Somehow that worked. He let me pass. Bag scanned, security check done, I ran past it all to Gate 11. And guess who is at the counter? The same person who has been scolding me all morning.

“You’ve been running all morning, Ma’am, now please just walk through slowly. Take a break” he smiled

At 6:31 am, I was the last person to board KB 500 to Bhutan. But I did board that flight. With that happy thought, I sinked into my seat, hoping to wake up happy at Paro.